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The White Collar Disengagement Index

Measuring office avoidance, cognitive checkout, and structured inactivity across 100+ countries

Each year, millions of office workers across the globe engage in what economists have long failed to measure: deliberate, sustained, and highly organised non-work. The White Collar Disengagement Index tracks this phenomenon in real time — quantifying which nations lead in workplace avoidance and which tools professionals rely on to maintain the appearance of productivity. Powered by live visitor data from CubicleComa, the internet's foremost platform for simulated office output.

Where in the World Are People Pretending to Work?
Global visitor heatmap — all time
Top Countries by Fake Productivity — All Time
Active users ranked by how seriously they slack off
Top Countries by Fake Productivity — Last 7 Days
Who's been slacking off most this week?